One day a guy was walking down the street and saw a lizard.He asked, "Whatcha doin' man"?

The lizzard responded"I'm blendin'".

Later the guy came back and saw that the lizard was still there. He asked, "Why ya still there"?

The lizzard responded, "I'm blendin'".

Even later the guy came back again and saw that the lizard was STILL there. He asked the lizard again, "Why are ya still here"?

Suddenly an eagle swooped down and almost grabbed the lizard.The lizard said to the guy, "Dude I was blendin' and you almost got me killed"!!!

~chrisman