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Home > Funny Stuff > Blonde Jokes > Blode Flight Attendant

Rated: 7.85/10 | Votes: 27 | Views: 9,826 |Submitted: 12.28.07

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde flight attendant.  The route they were flying had a layover in another city.  Upon their arrival, the captian showed the flight attendant the best places for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight.


The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new flight attendant was missing.  he knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened.


She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.


"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"


The flight attendant replied, "There are only three doors in here." She sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it and says "Do Not Disturb!'"



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