One day a blond decided to go ice fishing. So she packed up all her gear and headed for the nearest pond she could find. When she got there she started to cut a hole in the ice. Suddenly she heard a booming voice."There are no fish under the ice."

Surprised she turned around and saw no one. So she went back to cutting the hole. The booming voice popped in again,"There are no fish under the ice!"

Again she turned around and saw no one. So she asked "Is that god?"

The booming voice said,"No this is the Ice Rink Manager."