It was an early morning and a baby boxer is home alone and he wants to go outside. All of the sudden his butt gets stuck, so he pulls and pulls and pulls and falls out the window crashing into a cat.

He chases the cat and says, "I'll stop chasing you if you get me a ham."

The cat says, "ok."

So, its an hour later and the dog sees the cat. The dog chases it and while their running, the cat say, "I thought you were going to stop chasing me."

The dog says, "I thought you were going to give me a bone."

They stop chasing and start calling each other names.

First the cat calls him Butterball and the dog calls the cat Rat and they claw at each other. It went on for hours until finally the dog runs off and never comes back!!!!

(THIS STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE!!!)