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Home > Funny Stuff > Funny Jokes > Don't Be Late

Rated: 5.33/10 | Votes: 3 | Views: 4,935 |Submitted: 3.30.08

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she couldto get to Sunday School. As she ran, she prayed.

"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late. Dear Lord, please don't let me beate" .... at this moment she tripped and fell, getting her clothes dirty.

She got up, brushed herself off and started running again, praying, "DearLord, please don't let me be late...but DON'T SHOVE me anymore!"


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