Once, there were three castaways on a deserted island. They were 2 well-trained Scouters, and a madman who had been there long before the others, living on coconuts and the rest of the food on the island. He had also seen someone else living on the island, a while back. There was almost nothing left to eat. Once the three of them had eaten their remaining rescources, the scouters decided to search the island for more food. The three eventually came upoun a cave, that smelled like food inside. They voted on one of the campers to go inside first. He went inside, and found a single slice of delicioso-looking peanutbutter-smothered slice of bread. He hadn't had anything to eat for quite a while, so he picked up the slice. Suddenly, a giant voice echoed throughout the cave, "DON'T EAT THAT SLICE" the camper dropped the slice and ran out of the cave screaming. So, the second camper walked into the cave, then came upoun the same slice. He, too, picked up the slice and heard the big, booming voice, "DON'T EAT THAT SLICE" and he also ran out screaming. The madman, thinking that it couldn't be any worse than what he had been through, calmly walked into the cave. Seeing the slice made his mouth water. He picked it up, and before the big, loud voice could tell him so, he ate the peanut-butter slice. It taseted a little funny, but it was good food all the same. then, the big, loud voice yelled, "I TOLD YOU ONCE, I TOLD YOU TWICE, I WIPED MY BUTT ON THAT SLICE."