3 guys were in a plane that was about to crash. The first guy threw out an axe. The second threw out a knife and the third threw out a lit bomb. They landed safely and walked along the road for awhile. They came to a girl crying very hard. When they asked what the problem was, the girl replied, "An axe fell out of the sky and killed my dad!". They kept walking and came to another girl who was also crying. When they asked what was wrong, she replied, "A knife fell out of the sky and killed my mom!". They said nothing and kept walking. They came across a boy laughing so hard they thought he was about to die. They asked him what was so funny and he spoke between breaths, " My dad farted and our house blew up!"