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Home > Funny Stuff > Funny Jokes > Ole and Sven

Rated: 7.57/10 | Votes: 35 | Views: 22,983 |Submitted: 12.27.06

Sven was out shopping in the mall when he met his friend Ole outside the Jewelry Store. Ole noticed that Sven had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.

Vhat have you just purchased Sven?" Ole asks.

Vell, now that you've asked," replies Sven, "It's my Lena's birthday
tomorrow And vhen I asked her this morning vhat she vanted for her birthday, Lena said, “Oh, I dun know, dear, yust give me something with vots of diamonds.

"So vhat did you get her?" Ole asks.
Sven smirks and says, "I bought her a deck of cards."


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