A priest and a nun are golfing, and the priest is up.

He swings misses and exclaims "oh my God I missed!"

The nun gives him a dirty look, but he swings again, misses and exclaims "oh my God I missed!"

The nun stares at him and says, "If you say that one more time, God will open up the heavens and strike you with a lightning bolt!"

So, the priest swings again and exclaims "oh my God I ........Missed!"

Suddenly a lightning bolt shoots out of the sky and strikes the nun. All that is heard in the sky is, "Oh my God I missed"