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Rated: 8.12/10 | Votes: 40 | Views: 12,824 |Submitted: 2.22.08

Jake and Samantha have been married for 20 years. Every morning for 20 years, Jake wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.

Every morning for 20 years, Samantha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"

One Thanksgiving morning, Samantha is preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.

Well, later that morning, Jake wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the
bathroom. Samantha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Jake has been in the bathroom for almost an hour.

She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Jake opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."


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