Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

Q: How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one but it takes 5 hours

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?
A: A turkey sand-witch

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!

Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!