A panda walks into a bar, orders a sandwich and sits down.When the panda is done with his sandwich he pulls out a gun shoots the waiter then gets up to leave. The bartender stops him and says "you just shot my waiter and now your going to leave" and the panda replies "dude look it up" so the bartender pulls out a dictionary and looks up panda bear. It said"a animal that lives in africa. eats shoots and leaves.