A Mexican, American, and a Pollock were flying together. The plane flew over the Mexico, and the hispanic man dropped a pear. The other two asked why? The man replies, "I love my country."
Few hours later they fly over the United States of America, the American dropped an apple to show his love for his country. The Pollock ask why he dropped the apple? With pride in his voice he yelled I'm proud to be an American.
As they fly over the Pollock's country, the Pollock decided he would dropped a bomb. The other two ask why, and he replies, "I hate my country."
When they land, the Mexican sees a little boy crying. He asks why. The little boy says "a pear hit him on the head." The American sees a little girl crying and asks why. The little girl says "an apple hit her on the head." The Pollock sees a guy laughing and he asks why. The guy replies, "I farted and the building behind me blew up!"