Funny Clean Jokes



all clean humor, clean funny jokes & funny stuff
Bookmark Clean Jokes
 
 
Get Joke Emails!
new clean jokes weekly.

Joke Categories!
 Home
 Submit Stuff
 Short Jokes
 Christian Jokes
 Best Jokes
 Funny Jokes
 Animal Jokes
 Blonde Jokes
 Christmas Jokes
 Computer Jokes
 Halloween Jokes
 Funny Quotes
 Kids Jokes
 Knock Knock Jokes
 Lawyer Jokes
 Love Jokes
 Men Jokes
 Political Jokes
 Practical Jokes
 Redneck Jokes
 Thanksgiving Jokes
 Women Jokes
 Yo Mama Jokes
 Squeaky's Story


Home > Funny Stuff > Christian Jokes > Atheist Teacher

Rated: 7.31/10 | Votes: 244 | Views: 68,927 |Submitted: 7.17.05

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because, I'm not an atheist."

Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.

"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.

"What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

Lucy paused, smiled and said, "Then, I'd be an atheist!"


Vote For This Joke

report ad