There were three construction workers that always got the same thing for lunch. All of them were tired of eating the same thing over and over again.
1st worker : I hate sandwiches, if I get sandwiches for lunch again tomorrow I'm jumping off that bridge.
2nd worker : Oh my Gosh! If I see another taco I'm going to jump off that bridge tomorrow.
3rd worker : Beans Again?!! I will jump off that bridge tomorrow if I get beans for lunch again.
The next day they all got the same thing for lunch so each jumped off the bridge and died.
There wives were inconsolable.
1st Wife : If I knew he would do that I would have never packed him sandwiches!
2nd wife : If I knew he would do that, I would have never packed him tacos!
3rd wife : If I knew he would do that, I never would have let him pack his own lunch!
Submitted by : Chapo
Yuma, Arizona
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