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Rated: 9.33/10 | Votes: 33 | Views: 16,570 |Submitted: 7.20.05

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called the lawyer up.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $400,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no."

"--or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stuttered an apology but was interrupted,

"--or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her broke with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "So, if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!!


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