The guys are playing poker when Fred loses $1,000 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

Richard looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell his wife?" So they draw straws and Bob picks the short straw.

“Be discreet”, the guys tell Bob and “Don't make this situation any worse than it is.”

Bob replies, "Gentlemen! Discreet??! I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name."

So Bob walks over to the Fred’s house, knocks on the door and the wife answers.

“What do you want Bob”, she asks? He says, "Your husband just lost $1,000 playing poker."

She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"

Bob says, "I'll tell him!"