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Home > Funny Stuff > Christian Jokes > Healthy Christians

Rated: 8.71/10 | Votes: 14 | Views: 12,383 |Submitted: 4.29.08

Two Christians have lived very good, and also very healthy lives. They die, and go to heaven.

As they are walking along, marvelling at the paradise around them, one turns to the other and says "Wow. I never knew heaven was going to be as good as this!"

"Yeah", says the other. "And just think, if we hadn't eaten all that oat bran we could have got here ten years sooner."


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