A man and his wife were walking into the pet store. As they approached the door, the man noticed a parrot on his perch staring at his wife. As they passed by the man asked the parrot, "What?" The parrot replied, "That is the ugliest woman I have ever seen!" On and on the parrot went about the man's wife.

Soon the pet store owner came out and beat the parrot and exclaimed, "Don't you ever talk that way to my client's again!" and slams the parrot upon his perch. After a short while the couple has finished their shopping and start out of the shop. Again, the man notices the parrot staring at his wife and exclaims, "What!?" To which the parrot whispers, "You know what!"