A burglar broke into a house. as he was crossing the kitchen he heard a voice say i can see you and Jesus can see you. Confused the burglar looked up and shined his flashlight up at the ceiling. He realized that the voice that was talking to was a parrot. The parrot said my name is Ebeneezer,and I can see you and Jesus can see you.

The burglar said wow Ebeneezer is a pretty stupid name for a parrot.

the parrot replied yeah and Jesus is a dumb name for a Pitbull.