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Rated: 8.35/10 | Votes: 75 | Views: 30,950 |Submitted: 7.16.05

A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.

She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.

Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, named Josh.

The teacher looks at Josh and says, "Josh, you're not a Lakers fan?"

He says, "Nope. Im a Sacramento Kings fan!" She says, "Well, why are you a Sacramento Kings fan and not a Lakers fan?"

Josh says, "Well, my mom is a Sacramento Kings fan, and my dad is a Sacramento Kings fan, so I'm a Sacramento Kings fan."

The teacher's not real happy, so she says, "Well, if your moms an idiot and your dads an idiot, then what would you be?!"

Josh says, "Then I'd be a Lakers fan!"


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