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Home > Funny Stuff > Practical Jokes > Quotes from Gore #1

Rated: 8.61/10 | Votes: 23 | Views: 16,299 |Submitted: 5.7.08

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

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"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

-- Vice President Al Gore

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"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

-- Vice President Al Gore


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