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Home > Funny Stuff > Lawyer Jokes > Rabbit and Snake

Rated: 8.75/10 | Votes: 28 | Views: 23,784 |Submitted: 3.1.09

One day there was a rabbit and a snake who were both growing old and could not remember what animal they were.

"OK I'll describe you and then see if you can guess what you are." said the snake.

"That's a good idea." said the rabbit.

"You are white, fluffy, and you have big ears and feet." said the snake.

"Oh good, I'm a rabbit! So the rabbit says, "You are long, slim, and have a forked tongue."

"Oh NO, I'm a lawyer!


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