There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottish man. The Englishman went into a hotel and asked for a room.

The hotel lady said, "Yes, first door on your left." So, the Englishman went into the room, and heard a voice saying, "First I'm gonna bite your head off, then I'm gonna bite your arms off."

The Englishman got scared and ran out the room screaming.

Then an Irishman asked for a room. The lady said, "Yes, first door on your left." The Irishman went in and heard a voice saying, "First I'm gonna bite your head off, then I'm gonna bite your arms off."

The Irishman ran out the room screaming.

Then the SCOTTISH MAN came into the hotel and asked for a room. The lady said, "Yes, first door on your left." The Scottish man heard a voice saying, "First I'm gonna bite your head off, then I'm gonna bite your arms off, then I'm gonna bite your legs off".

So, the Scottish man turned on the light and saw...





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there was a kid eating gummy bears in the corner.

Told you!!!!!