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Home > Funny Stuff > Christmas Jokes > Short Christmas Jokes

Rated: 7.41/10 | Votes: 37 | Views: 42,548 |Submitted: 12.7.05

Top 10 Short Funny Christmas Jokes

10. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!

9. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!

8. Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!

7. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low ELF esteem!

6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite!

5. Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them!

4. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!

3. What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!

2. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!

1. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!


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