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Rated: 2.71/10 | Votes: 72 | Views: 20,667 |Submitted: 9.3.08

Two men were walking together down the street on a sunny morning, when one of them stopped to pick up a shiny new penny on the sidewalk. While bending over to pick up the penny, he paused for a moment and looked up only to see an elephant charging directly at him.

At first he just started to run as fast as he could, then he stopped and put up his hands and shouted STOP PEANUTS, STOP!

When the guy was asked why he shouted "STOP PEANUTS", he responded, "Well, I thought - that is my pet elephant PEANUTS"


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