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Home > Funny Stuff > Lawyer Jokes > The Falling Plane

Rated: 7.48/10 | Votes: 31 | Views: 18,271 |Submitted: 9.18.08

ON A TRIP TO THE STATE'S ON A PRIVATE PLANE THERE WAS A LAWYER WHO WORKED FOR A BIG FIRM IN NEW YORK, A DOCTOR FROM D.C, AN ELDERLY MESSIANIC JEW FROM A SMALL TOWN, AND A LITTLE BOY FROM CHICAGO.

ON THERE WAY BACK TO THE STATE'S ONE OF THE ENGINES BLEW OUT AND THE PLANE BEGAN RAPIDLY FALLING OVER THE ATLANTIC, SO THE PILOT SAID IN A PANIC STATE OF MIND THERE'S ONLY 4 PARACHUTES AVAILABLE AND WE WILL HAVE TO JUMP, BUT WITHOUT THINKING OF HOW MANY PARACHUTES AND PEOPLE THERE WAS, THE PILOT JUMPED.

NOW IN THE MIST OF ALL THE CHAOS THE DOCTOR GRABBED ONE OF THE CHUTES AND TELLS ALL OF THEM, I HOPE EVERY ONE UNDERSTANDS WHY IM TAKING ONE. THERE ARE FEW DOCTOR'S IN THE WORLD AND AMERICA NEED'S PEOPLE LIKE ME TO SAVE PEOPLES LIFE'S. AFTER HIS SPEECH HE JUMPED AND LANDED SAFELY...

NOW THERE ARE ONLY 2 PARACHUTES WITH 3 PEOPLE ON BOARD THE FALLING PLANE... WITHOUT A THOUGHT THE LAWYER RAISES UP AND GRAB'S THE PARACHUTE FROM THE LITTLE BOY'S HANDS AND TELL'S THEM, LISTEN! I WORK FOR A MAJOR FIRM IN NEW YORK AND I HANDLE ALL SORT'S OF DISPUTES IN COURT. BESIDES, I HAVE ALOT TO LIVE FOR AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD NEED PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO ARE SMART TO TEACH THE NOT SO SMART PEOPLE. THEN AFTER HE WAS DONE HE JUMPED...

NOW THE GOD FEARING OLD JEWISH MAN LOOKED AT THE LITTLE BOY AND SAID, MY SON I HAVE LIVED A LIFE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS AND OF FAITHFULNESS TO MY GOD AND HE KNOWS ALL MY DEEDS. I KNOW HE IS PLEASED WITH ME. BESIDES I AM NOW OLD AND HAVE LIVED LONG ENOUGH. I HAVE NO REGRETS, SO PLEASE TAKE THIS PARACHUTE AND SAVE YOUR SELF FOR YOU ARE THE FUTURE OF THIS WORLD!

AS THE TEARS RAN DOWN THE LITTLE BOY'S FACE THE OLD JEWISH MAN TOLD HIM, DON'T CRY FOR I WILL BE SAFE IN THE FATHER'S ARMS. HERE, TAKE THE PARACHUTE AND GO!

THE LITTLE BOY REPLIED, "NO, THAT'S NOT IT SIR.

SO THE OLD JEW ASKED, THEN WHY ARE YOU CRYING?"

THE LITTLE BOY REPLIED, BECAUSE, THE TOY MY MOMMY GAVE ME WAS IN MY BOOK BAG. THE SMART MAN WITH THE TIE AND SHIRT SNATCHED IT OUT OF MY HAND'S AND JUMPED WITH IT!


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