One night i dreamed i went to heaven. When i got there St. Peter was waiting on me. He said, "Before we go in i need to tell you, don't step on the ducks!"

So we walked in and i saw ducks EVERYWHERE!

St. Peter was showing me around and we got pretty far when i saw a woman tied to a stinky man. Very very stinky. I asked, "Why are they tied together."

St. Peter said, "Because she stepped on a duck."

So we walked a little more and we saw another woman tied to a very very VERY stinky man.

I asked, "Why are they tied together."

St. Peter said, "Because she stepped on 2 ducks.

So we went a little farther and i saw Hillary Clinton tied to a very handsome man.

I said, "Well she must have done something really good."

St. Peter said, "Nope, he stepped on a duck."