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Home > Funny Stuff > Halloween Jokes > Why Pumpkins are Better than Men

Rated: 6.92/10 | Votes: 37 | Views: 24,451 |Submitted: 10.21.05

1. Pumpkins donít accuse you of loosing the TV remote!

2. Pumpkins respond quite well to negative re-enforcement!

3. Pumpkins make better pie!

4. Every year you get new Pumpkins to choose from!

5. Pumpkins always greet you with a smile!

6. If you don't like the way a Pumpkin looks, just make up another face!

7. If a Pumpkin starts smelling up your place, just throw him out!

8. Pumpkins donít expect you to cook and still grow 24 hours a day!

9. You can clean up Pumpkins in just minutes!

10. Pumpkins donít hide their feelings!

11. Pumpkins donít stare at other pumpkins!



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