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She's Fat:

Yo momma is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo momma is so fat, her belt size is equator.

Yo momma is so fat, she's the reason why they changed one size fits all to one size fits most.

Yo momma is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house!

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell down, the radio skipped.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped up on a scale and it said, "One at a time, please!"

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped up on a scale and it said, "We don't do livestock!"

Yo momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

She's Ugly:

Yo momma is so ugly, we had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo momma is so ugly, she doesn't have to buy a costume for Halloween parties.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she stares into a mirror, her own reflection runs away.

Yo momma is so ugly, it is now against store policy at WalMart to serve her at the portrait studio as it constitutes as cruel and unusual punishment that goes against the Geneva Convention.

Yo momma is so ugly, she's got a face for radio.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made Ray Charles flinch.

She's Dumb:

Yo momma is so dumb, she sat for an hour and a half trying to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Yo momma is so dumb, she runs out and checks her mail box every time AOL tells her, "You've got mail!"

Yo momma is so dumb, she was driving to Disneyland only to see a sign that said, "Disneyland, left." So she turned around and went home.

Yo momma is so dumb, she sat at a stop sign for three weeks waiting for it to turn green.

Yo momma is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma is so dumb, you can blow in one ear and feel the breeze out the other side.

She's Old:

Yo momma is so old, she knew Jesus in the second grade.

Yo momma is so old, her social security number is 8.

Yo momma is so old, she has an original copy of the Gettysburg Address.

Yo momma is so old, when she sneezes, dust flies out.


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